Can anyone prove to me that love is real anymore? It seems like every day you open up DailyMail and a new couple is breaking up. I put so much emotion in celebrity relationships – debatably more emotion then in my own relationships – that the recent break up season has really hit me hard.… Continue reading If y’all break up, I’ll break your face.
Lately I’ve been carrying around this feeling I can’t describe any other way besides just general defeat. I can’t explain it, just like the world is kicking me repeatedly. You know those days when you’re just like when is this going to end, when do I get MY break? I know I’m not where I… Continue reading Fuck. Fake. Friends.
Life is fucking rough. I recently turned 25 and redefined the words “quarter life crisis”. I quit my job, moved out of my apartment and literally discovered I have no direction in life. If you’re like me, your college major was not one with a clear path. Unless you’re a doctor or a lawyer, or… Continue reading Quarter Life Crisis Reflection
“I’m gonna get my burger protein style”. No statement makes my eyes roll anymore than this. God forbid you eat the 200 calorie bun with your 600 calorie fucking cheese burger. Good for you! No carbs! Look, I’m not an avid In N Out eater. I’m not trying to act like I belong or know… Continue reading An Open Letter to… In N Out Customers
1. I swear to God if you’re not meeting Jesus or Kim Kardashian don’t ever fucking send me the same snapchat you are putting on your story. I literally cannot think of any reason as to why this would be okay. 9 times out of 10 I don’t want to see your Snapchat to begin with,… Continue reading 5 Simple Rules to Not Be a Douche on Snapchat