Dearest Dean. Deanie. Deanie Baby. My Love. It’s been a week and a half since Rachel sent you home on The Bachelorette and I’ve yet to get over it. Seeing you get hurt like that literally crushed me. For the past 9 days I’ve walked around mourning the loss on my television. I know that… Continue reading An Open Letter to… Dean Unglert
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills have released their taglines for this season! I’m so fucking excited for this series to come back I can barely contain myself. After reading these tag lines I’m left so curious, stunned and so ready for the premier on December 6th. ERIKA GIRARDI “I may be two people, but… Continue reading RHOBH Season 7 Taglines Are Here!
While most people despise Monday’s, I thank God every week because that means we are blessed with a new episode of Vanderpump Rules. This week’s episode opens with Tom and Ariana eating with her brother who has now moved in with them. Tom is clearly having a N*Sync inspired quarter life crisis with his 90s… Continue reading Vanderpump Rules Recap: Bye Bye Kennedy
Recently, our favorite #RKOBH announced they would not be returning for a 4th season. I’m not sure where I am going to be in life without Morgan’s sassiness and Jonny’s dancing, but I’m confident this isn’t the last we are going to hear and see of these Rich Kids. #hopeful Throughout the past two years… Continue reading LIFE LESSONS FROM THE RICH KIDS OF BEVERLY HILLS
“I’m gonna get my burger protein style”. No statement makes my eyes roll anymore than this. God forbid you eat the 200 calorie bun with your 600 calorie fucking cheese burger. Good for you! No carbs! Look, I’m not an avid In N Out eater. I’m not trying to act like I belong or know… Continue reading An Open Letter to… In N Out Customers
Ah, the Real Housewives of Orange County. Words cannot express how happy I am to have the OG back on my TV. Queen Vicki Gunvalson. Orange County was not only the first franchise, but it’s debatably the most entertaining. There is nothing that brings me more joy then reruns of early OC seasons, family van… Continue reading “We have a mutual friend…who does our face” #RHOC Recap
Last night was the highly anticipated return of the Real Housewives of New Jersey… I laughed, I cried, I begged God for a Milania spin off. We pick up this season learning that not much has changed with Joe Gorga since his first appearance in 2011, same outrageous sex drive and uncomfortable but slightly hot sleazy pick… Continue reading Welcome Back #RHONJ