Rants & Raves · Reality TV · Rich Kids

An Open Letter to… In N Out Customers

“I’m gonna get my burger protein style”. No statement makes my eyes roll anymore than this. God forbid you eat the 200 calorie bun with your 600 calorie fucking cheese burger. Good for you! No carbs!  Look, I’m not an avid In N Out eater. I’m not trying to act like I belong or know… Continue reading An Open Letter to… In N Out Customers

Bravo · Reality TV · RHOC

“We have a mutual friend…who does our face” #RHOC Recap

Ah, the Real Housewives of Orange County. Words cannot express how happy I am to have the OG back on my TV. Queen Vicki Gunvalson. Orange County was not only the first franchise, but it’s debatably the most entertaining. There is nothing that brings me more joy then reruns of early OC seasons, family van… Continue reading “We have a mutual friend…who does our face” #RHOC Recap